Ultimate Showdown!

This DS song isnt dedicated to a specific person, its just to see who would win in an epic battle.

Old Godzilla was hoppin’ around, Tokyo city like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade, and hit godzilla with a Bat Grenade

Godzilla got P***ed and began to attack, but didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu, When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he Started beating up Shaquille O’neal, then they both got flattened by the Bat Mobile

But before it could make it back to the Bat Cave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took and AK47 out from under his hat, and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, ‘Cause Optimus Prime came to save the day,

This is the Ultimate Showdown, Of Ultimate Destiny, Good guys Bad guys and Explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be, This is the Ultimate Showdown, Of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime, Like Scruff McGruff Took a bite out of crime

Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, and Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady, while Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind, then he reached for his gun which he just couldnt find

‘Cause Batman Stole it and he shot and he missed, and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault, while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air, and they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny, Good Guys Bad Guys And Explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate showdown, Of ultimate destiny

Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus, Down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris

Who deliver a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

But Chuck saw through his clever disguise, And he crushed Batman’s head, in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and “Monty Python and the Holy Grails” Black Knight

And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single power ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy *ss

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century, Many lives were claimed but eventually, the Champion stood and the rest saw their better,

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater,

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny, Good guys, Bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be, this is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny

 

Thank You,,,

 

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